March 2012
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SASSY GAY DAVE
((Ignore the dumb perspective change))
CHECK THE FORUMS, DOUCHEGIGGLES.
YOU ARE NOW TALKING TO A RANDOM FUCKASS. SAY SOMETHING, ASSHOLE!
▼: You walk into your apartment, dropping your things on the counter. You are tired and ready to sleep the rest of the day away, and don’t care that it’s five, and not particularly bright outside. You open the door to your bedroom, hearing the familiar creak of the rusty hinges. Suddenly, you feel a shock of cold water falling on top of your head, and the laughter of one John Egbert sounds from behind you.
▲: You put your hands on your hips, smiling in a sassy way, "JoooOoooooohn. Come on oooooout ya lil' SCAMP." You shake your head in amusement. This is SO John Egbert.
▼: John comes forward and puts his hand on your shoulder. "Hey Dave!" He greets you, chipper and happy about his now full pranksters gambit.
▲: "John, what are you UP TO?" Your voice peaks as you ask cheerily, hands still on your hips.
▼: "...Dave?" John tugs him around to face forward and pauses looking at his face.
▲: "Yeeeees, John?" Dave lisped.
▼: "Heh, nothing! Just... you want a towel or something?" His hair was plastered in odd directions, dripping wet.
▲: "Noooo I'm fiiiiine ya silly." He flicks his head suddenly, flipping his hair that easily falls back into place because that's how gay hair works (Proven fact).
▼: John gives his head an experimental shake, trying to get his hair to work like Dave's. It flops around a bit, but does nothing interesting. John is a little disappointed.
▲: This proves once and for all that John is not a homosexual.
▲: "You know this means," Dave threw his hands up in the air, and waved them like he just don't care, "MAKEOVEEEEEEEEERS"
▼: "Holy shit." John looked at Dave, at a loss for what to do. "Uh... Makeovers? are- are you sure?"
▲: "ABSOLUTELY-POSATOOTLY. COME ON, JOHNNY!" With that Dave grabbed John's hand and whisked him away into Dave's walk-in closet complete with a vanity and RUNWAY.
▼: ((holy shit i can't handle this im laughing so much you are too much))
▼ HAS DUMPED YOU, CHUMP.
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> Go on trollmegle looking for a paragraph-style RP
> Every starter you come across is the most depressing thing you have ever read in your life
> Repeat this process for hours
comic eridan: i hate all the fuckin landwwellers i wwant to kill em. also i lovve fef. im a tool.
fandom eridan: im forevver alone an ill sleep wwith anyone under the sun.
comic john: hi! i'm pretty nice i guess but i can be an asshole sometimes. i like movies and playing pranks! :B
fandom john: i am soooooooo sweet and nice and i would never be mean to anyone! also con air and nic cage. all i care about.
comic vriska: I'm kind of a 8ig deal, and a real 8itch. 8ut I feel kind of guilty a8out some of the stuff I've done. I really do care a8out my 'friends' in the end.
fandom vriska: 8LUH 8LUH 8LUH HUGE 8ITCH. I KILLED TAVROS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Comic Tavros: sURE, i HAVE SOME, uH, sELF ESTEEM ISSUES, bUT I'M GETTING BETTER AT IT, aND I'M REALLY PASSIONATE ABOUT WHAT I LOVE,
Fandom Tavros: i WILL NOW COMMENCE TO CRY AND SWOON ABOUT EVERYTHING BEFORE TAKING GAMZEE'S BONEBULGE WHOLE. aLSO, i AM NOTHING BUT A MOE BLOB,
comic karkat: LISTEN UP NOOKSTAINS, I'M DESPERATELY TRYING TO KEEP OUR COLLECTIVE SHIT TOGETHER BUT THE STRAIN KIND OF GETS TO ME, AND DESPITE MY CONSTANT YELLING AND WONDERFUCK EXPLICATIVES, I'M SELF-LOATHING AND CONCERNED FOR MY FRIENDS
Fandom karkat: FUCKASS
February 2012
3 tags
I FINALLY FOUND THE AIRPORT. I AM VICTORIOUS.
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How to write a kiss
snazzycookies:
Rebloggable version, as requested by davrosbro. :)
Oooh! Yes! I love kisses. Kisses are where it all starts ;).
Okay, first, remember that kiss is much, much more than just lips. It is lips, but also tongues, teeth, eyes, faces, hands, noses, bodies, heartbeats, breath, voice- and most importantly, a kiss is emotions. A kiss without emotion is just wet mushy lips stuck...
Dear Himaruya,
tenderonlytoone:
At first, we didn’t even know you were gone. At first, we thought you were taking a nice long break to recover. A week is totally reasonable, two weeks is fine and three weeks is understandable. But it’s been a month and the worry is setting in.
Did you just forget your password? Are you having personal problem and don’t have time to doodle? Have you given up on us? Are you…...
yosukelaughingalonewithwrenches asked: A-Z
gonna go to a play brb in 2+ hours
malificentskye asked: A,X,E fft
fwugradiation:
Feferi’s Theme WIP
I think there...
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“A - Your current OTP
B - A pairing you initially didn’t consider but someone...”
– (via dolthalion)
Oh god this is a dangerous meme
(via katspaw)
fwugradiation:
midnight crew mixing practice
...
fwugradiation:
Volume 8 - Davesprite Just...
miss-zuipper-pips asked: hello thankyou for following!!! your blog is amazing and so is your art!!! <3
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A bit of trollmegle advice:
If you’re not going to go along with someone’s starter
Just don’t respond
Click ‘dump chump’
I’m not gonna judge you for that!
I will, however, judge you for being an asshole and continuously replying to my starter with “this again? omg go away.”
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marchingstuck is still the best stuck
my favorite blog just reblogged one of my shitty text posts
SHRILL GIRL SCREAMS
supey:
roxysfloorbutt:
funimationentertainment:
I like how… dante… types like this……
what if hussie makes that the summoner’s quirk
Hey….. Little man…… You’re rad… And I believe in you…. Yeah…
wOW„„, uH„„, tHANKS„„, rUFIO„„„„„
I love how I wasn’t the only one who thought this
its-not-delivery-its-homestuck:
hussie please dont let roxy get hurt PLEASE
Beg all you want
He will not listen to our pleas for mercy
Watchectobooties:
doomyz:
himapapaftw:
felliss:
roxylalondebeingpsychic:
elasticitymudflap:
mutisija:
cheshinabox:
Two birds, one stone.
I’ve lost control of my life.
omg
someone
send this to dante
no, please no
fandom i
i c..
otp 4 lyfe
The most beautiful thing
I have ever watched
specialsari:
And then they went and got ice cream and decided a boy wasn’t worth ruining their friendship over. The end!!!!
Dammit Jane, stop making me feel bad for shipping Jake/Dirk >8’I
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I don't know what just happened
▼: I Am Sorry For Being A Closet
▲: As a bedside table, I forgive you.
▼: Good
broadwaystuck:
Broadway Signless: Any Dream Will Do
broadwaysignless:
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Any Dream Will Do from “Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat” performed by Broadway Signless rewritten lyrics by actorsAllusion
Lyrics:
I closed my eyes, drew…
that voice
THAT VOICE
THAT VOICE
Reblog this if you'd hang out with your Tumblr...
findmeat221bbakerst:
jammy-john:
REBLOG IF YOU WOULD MEET THEM AT THE AIRPORT GATE AND RUN AT EACH OTHER IN SLOW MOTION, ARMS WIDE OPEN WHILE “AT LAST” PLAYS OVER THE PA SYSTEM
AND AS I RAN I WOULD CLICK THE SMOKE MACHINE ON AND HAVE MY HAIR CASCADING BEHIND ME, AND WHEN WE FALL INTO EACH OTHERS ARMS, WE SHALL CHERISH THIS BEAUTIFUL MOMENT OF FINALLY BEING ABLE TO DO SO.
THIS IS...
