— (gamzee) [TC] began trolling (feferi) [CC] at 2:04 —
TC: So I’m LikE, GatherinG Up AlL ThesE DudeS I LefT BehinD ThE FirsT TimE CausE TheY Wouldn’T FiT In My HaT
TC: AnD I FounD ThiS OnE DudE WhO RemindeD Me Of ThiS OnE ClouD I SaW ThiS OnE TimE AbouT YoU
TC: I ThoughT MaybE You’D Be DowN WitH KnowinG ThaT
CC: O)( my god are you STILL at your hive??? You said you left days ago.
TC: MaN It’S FinE, It’S OnlY A LittlE BiT On FirE WaY On ThE OtheR SidE
TC: AlsO I’m GonnA FuckinG MisS ThiS PlacE AnD ThaT ToweR Is CreepY As ShiT
TC: I Don’T LikE BeinG In TherE So I’m HerE UntiL I ActuallY GottA LeavE
TC: ThiS Is HomE :o(
CC: W)(y? It’s basically a white Prospit tower, don’t be stupid!
TC: YeaH BuT LikE, ProspiT Doesn’T HavE ThesE NoisY MotherfuckerS AlL HanginG OuT On ThE WallS
CC: Gamzee, t)(ose are just FROGS. T)(ere’s not)(ing scary about t)(em! T)(ey are cute. 38)
CC: PLUS you )(ave a big statue of one RIG)(T OUTSIDE YOUR )(IVE, you s)(ould be used to t)(em by now.
TC: FucK No NoT ThesE GuyS, TheY ArE SomE FuckeD Up ShiT
TC: YoU TakE OnE LicK Of ThesE BaD DudeS AnD You’rE AlL Of A SuddeN SeeinG ColourS ThaT Don’T ExisT In ReaL LifE, AnD ThE WallS ComE ReaL ClosE So TheY CaN HuG YoU BuT TheY Can’T BecausE TheY ArE DancinG? It Wasn’T CooL :o(
CC: U)()(, w)(y the fuck would you lick t)(em?
TC: TheY WerE BrighT ColourS So I JusT ThoughT MaybE TheY WoulD TastE LikE FruiT, BuT They’rE ActuallY KindA DisgustinG
CC: 38\
TC: YoU Don’T KnoW UntiL YoU TrY, YoU KnoW? YoU GottA HavE, LikE, FaitH StufF Is GoinG To WorK OuT
TC: AnD LikE, We KnoW No BaD Shit’S GonnA HappeN To AnY Of Us BeforE We’rE DonE AlL ThiS StufF SkaiA SayS We’rE GonnA Do In LikE, RainboW AdventurE LandS, So It’S NothinG A Sister’S GoT To WorrY HerselF OveR :o)
CC: Skaia s)(ows us weird, dumb t)(ings ALL T)(E TIME t)(at are definitely not true! We can’t depend on it for guidance. You )(ave just been lucky so far, t)(at’s all. And luck can run out. You know t)(at. 38(
CC: Sometimes I t)(ink maybe t)(ose frogs fried your brains.
TC: BuT YoU Didn’T KnoW AbouT ThE FrogS UntiL LikE TeN SecondS AgO Or SomethinG
TC: Or DiD I TelL YoU BeforE AnD ForgoT AbouT It
TC: HahA I ThinK I JusT ProveD youR PoinT :o)
CC: Yea)( kind of!
TC: AnywaY I Don’T RemembeR WhaT I WaS DoinG So LikE, WhaT ArE YoU DoinG
CC: We are in the middle of an INTERROGATION! 38O
TC: Oh Am I likE, InterruptinG SomE SeriouS LasT MinutE CrimefightinG Or SomethinG
TC: SorrY :o(
CC: Not REALLY. S)(e is definitely guilty of A LOT of cool crimes so I T)(OUG)(T it would be fun. But it’s T)(E OPPOSITE of fun. S)(e is just a big block)(ead w)(o won’t play along.
CC: For instance! We didn’t know t)(is until s)(e got a pistol to the face but she was only pretending to be an indigoblood. S)(e’s actually rusty on the inside and NOBODY KNEW. Neat, rig)(t??? But s)(e is so contrary s)(e made it BORING.
TC: WhoA ThaT SoundS LikE HeavY StufF, LikE, HighblooD ShiT SoundS LikE ReaL HarsH ShiT
TC: AlL AncestorS AnD RuleS AnD BackstabbinG AnD PoliticS
TC: FucK If RuineD TowerS WitH FrogS AnD PlantS FreaK Me ThE fucK OuT I Couldn’T EveN LikE, DeaL WitH ThaT At AlL
CC: )(a)(a)(a)(a, you would be T)(E WORST )(ig)(blood ever. But t)(at is a compliment! Because most )(ig)(bloods are jerks and t)(at includes the fake ones.
TC: ThE GuyS We KnoW Aren’T So BaD
TC: EveN KarkaT Is A CooL GuY WheN Nobody’S HarshinG HiS MelloW, Or LikE, WheN He’S NoT HarshinG HiS OwN MelloW
CC: I t)(ink people like t)(em are just exceptions. If t)(ey weren’t t)(en we wouldn’t be friends wit)( t)(em, would we?
TC: That’S OnE WaY Of LookinG At It
TC: ShiT I KnoW WhaT I WaS GonnA SaY
CC: )(mm?????
TC: YouR JimmieS WerE BeinG MaD RustleD AlL OveR ThE PlacE
TC: RustleD So HarD SomE Of TheM WerE MakinG MotherfuckinG MooN LandingS YoU KnoW WhaT I MeaN
TC: AnD I WaS ThinkinG It’S NoW BuT DamN HelL If I KnoW HoW To TimE ThiS ShiT
TC: So I WaS GoinG To AsK If My SouL SisteR WaS OkaY BuT YeaH I GuesS YoU ArE
CC: Well, okay. 38I W)(ere was I?
TC: SomE WindoW
TC: YoU LikE, LookeD OuT ThE WindoW, AnD TheN BacK In ThE RooM, AnD FucK I DunnO
CC: Was it funny at least?
TC: HahA, I GuesS YoU WoulD ThinK It WaS
CC: Good. 38)
CC: Well, t)(at’s just ONE MORE PREDICTION t)(at never came true! Look, I will even walk over t)(ere, and not)(ing strange will occur.
CC: Eridan just s)(ot out t)(e lig)(t again so I will )(ave to open the curtains anyway. T)(e most I oug)(t to worry about is w)(et)(er )(e will also s)(oot t)(e fog mac)(ine. It was very difficult to fix last time t)(at )(appened. 38(
CC: You s)(ould get going too! I will )(ave to connect to Aradia rig)(t after t)(is so you )(ad better be ready.
TC: HahA FucK ArE We PlayinG AlreadY
CC: Yes!!!!!! Didn’t you read t)(e memo??? O)( my god.
TC: Oh MaN I WaS InviteD To OnE Of ThosE
TC: WelL ShiT
TC: SeE YoU LateR :o)
CC: Bye!!!!!!!
— (gamzee) [TC] ceased trolling (feferi) [CC] at 2:36 —
In all likelihood that’s yet another garbage cloud. You are basically unflappable. But what if…
Nope, you called it. Nothing out there but Eridan’s lusus and a gratuitous environmental shot. Wow, you sure dodged that bullet! Whatever it was.
I DON’T THINK I CAN PROPERLY STRESS HOW HAPPY THIS MAKES ME.
