I had a dream that I found a bunch of seasons of Sherlock at kmart. The first season was like, 20 bucks and then the seasons after that were around 5 dollars or so. There were also 2 movies with Benedict and Martin that were also 5 dollars.
I was shocked. I grabbed all of them then ran over to my mom, begging her to get them for me. When she turned around she scolded me for picking out such lewd things. I flipped the cover of the movies around and noticed that it was Sherlock and Watson starring longingly at each other with their hands on each others ass. None the less, I still wanted it. So, I begged and begged and begged until we finally settled on an agreement. I’d have to kill Nic Cage and take back the Declaration of Independence. Sure, I was heart broken but I set out on my quest and returned later with a fake copy because I couldn’t bring myself to kill anyone. She accepted it and I spent the rest of my dream watching Sherlock and Watson make out.
